I just got wind of a very discussed Italian wine blog post -on Intravino- last week: it had to do with an Italian sommelier who did a tasting at poolside – wearing sunglasses, no shirt on etc.

Boy did this guy (AIS Sommelier – Andrea Gori) get it from Franco Ziliani, a journalist who is also involved with the A.I.S. (Assoc. Italiana Sommeliers – Italy’s official sommelier association), writing for their magazine DeVinis, the AIS website and produces their weekly newsletter… and it seems, a huge advocate of wine tasting, wine drinking and wine talking etiquette. I don’t know Ziliani personally but would also like to mention, he is respected by many and really knows his wine.

The jist of those dramatic posts was, yes, drama was born in Italy -and his sisters are hand gestures-, “there is no place for such clownery” in the wine world and Gori should have known better as this puts his profession in a bad light. Really? Why? Since when did wine tasting become a Pagan ritual reserved only for those who chant in sync? It’s exactly this type of mentality which makes wine so “unapproachable” for many. The reason why wine is still regarded as a snob’s beverage by some.

Some may be thinking “Huh? Is this for real?”… but the fact is this is Italy, where so many things are tough to explain. For one, Berlusconi being voted in, not one, not two but yes, three times. Enough said.

Now as far as “representing” goes, it’s one thing if you go to a restaurant and the sommelier 1. slams your bottle on the table as if he/she were serving beer at Coyote Ugly, 2. looks like he’s washing dishes in the back when he’s not serving customers, 3. explains a wine with “uuhhh… it’s yummy” and so on. If you eat at these types of restaurants, I guess you’d expect a certain level of etiquette… I would.

I just can’t stand it when someone has the gaul to tell you how/what you should be drinking, eating, talking… in any aspect of life for that matter. Of course the Italians want to protect their traditions (which cultures don’t?), but will they do so through force feeding? I love tradition but I also love “today” and all the new traditions tomorrow will bring. A healthy mix surely can’t be a bad thing.

Since when did wine become a religion? And how the hell did I miss the headline?